Just Caviar me and Adorn me with Italian Leather. Is That too much to Ask?

I know, CAVIAR? In your SHAMPOO? It sounds decadent as hell, but I assure you, it delivers. I have to add that this is the second zero-sulphate/salt-free Continue Reading [...]

Last Week’s Happenings

I mean, a full week without a post? You know I was intensely out of service for THAT to happen. First of all, my very good friend Dana's father passed Continue Reading [...]

ThermaClear: Face Gadgets that Deliver

You and I both know that products claiming to be "zit panaceas" are as common as teachers and speech pathologists in the New York dating pool. I recently Continue Reading [...]

It’s not even the First Commercial Break

And I'm already saying WTF about Speidi. Memo to Heidi: if you have to ask which hand the ring should be sized for... you probably shouldn't be engaged. Continue Reading [...]

Yet Another Ridic Israel Video

In lieu of a beauty review today (and because I just found out about this video last week despite it occurring on my trip to Israel in February), I've Continue Reading [...]

Hair Chameleon

So I know I talk about straightening my hair more than Jay Z talks about 1996, but really? If you saw my hair in sixth grade, you'd have to agree that Continue Reading [...]

Out-White Audrina’s Smile

Can we talk about Speidi for a little baby minute? I can't watch them. Heidi's officially the biggest pushover on the planet. And Spencer just… continues Continue Reading [...]

SuperGood

Do yourself a favor and see Superbad immediately if not sooner. I emerged from the theater two hours later with my face STREAKED with Diorshow. From Continue Reading [...]

"Champagne: Perfume Going in, Sewage Going out."

Who can tell me what that quote is from? I've put together a little "survival pack" if you will for when you've raided your work desk's "whore drawer" Continue Reading [...]

Barbieville, Population: Too Many

Sometimes, at work, I have to do say, a PowerPoint presentation that's somewhat like one that I did on something similar a few months prior. So you know, Continue Reading [...]