Sparkle, Neely, sparkle: This is the 2015 R18 Holiday Gift Guide. For more gift ideas, click here.

Her ugly-cry face is the best in the nation and she gives us unrealistic visions of just how many hot gingers one lady can bag. Her government clearance far exceeds yours and her beauty game is pretty much slaying it, TBH. Here’s what to gift the Carrie Mathison in your life.

Avon Makeup Design Palette ($22)

Now that she’s in hiding, Carrie has to be a brunette on the fly and she needs all of her coordinating makeup hues to go with that, all in a sleek, light package.

Heloise De V. Decouverte Du Sud Fragrance Set ($55)
This trio of travel-friendly scents will amp up Carrie’s sultry spy sex appeal without overloading her luggage.

SpaceNK Shimmering Spice Candle ($20)

This festive holiday candle imparts the smell of the season far away from home — even in Germany.

Philips Sonicare DiamondClean Amythest Edition ($190)

With this self-charging case (it also comes with its own chargeable glass for at-home use), Philips’ latest metallic purple iteration of its DiamondClean monolith of oral hygiene is ideal for Carrie’s on-the-go/run lifestyle.

Stay tuned for more Holiday Gift Guide installments.