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The other day I was getting onto my Flywheel bike for my regularly scheduled Jesse Alexander class when I was about to adjust my bike and EVERY SINGLE ADJUSTMENT WAS EXACTLY PERFECT FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. The seat height was on 7. It was set back horizontally from the brake at 2, just where I need it. And the handlebars were perfectly aligned for my upper bod.

The person who’d just taken class before me was officially a Snatched Body Snatcher, and it was amazing.

Has that happened to you? Isn’t it eerie/awesome?