Fictionary is a column showcasing beauty-related words that don’t exist, but should.

This one comes courtesy of Margaret Cho’s Twitter. A couple weeks ago, she complained (via Twitter, I don’t know her, though she’s a Friend in my Head, as the sage Wendy Williams says) about her self-afflicted slack-ne and defined it as acne you get because you’re lazy and not washing your face at night.

Have you ever experienced slack-ne?

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