Guys. I know I’m so 2009, but I only JUST saw Avatar last night at the IMAX theater in Times Square. Like a tourist. That shit blew my mind! It’s like, why would I even go SEE another movie if it’s not 3-D, starring spicy Sam Worthington as Jake Sully and sci-fi to the max? A few observations:

1. Dudes in wheelchairs are the new black.

2. Why did no one TELL me that the MOVIE is about COMMUNICATING with your HAIR? I dream of communicating with my OWN hair.

So, naturally, I’m now working on a Hair Communications Strategy. I have a lot to say verbally, so I envision I’ll have to work on my hair’s volume if it is going to be my new sole medium of communication. That seems only reasonable. To get the most out of my strands, I’m amplifying it with Redken’s new volumizer extraordinaire, Redken Aerate 08 Bodifying Cream-Mousse. I was hesitant to try this initially, as cream and volume aren’t usually related. But make no mistake, a small dollup yields height of Brigitte Bardot circa Moi Je Joue preportions! You do have to be careful not to use too much though, lest it get a bit oversaturated. A quarter-sized dollup’ll do ya.

Redken Aerate 08 Bodifying Cream-Mousse retails for $14 at salons nationwide.