Giorgio Armani Beauty Eyes to Kill Mascara is, appropriately enough, TO DIE. Mascara buffs, listen up. Spidery black lashes that are just as voluminous as they are long–and smudge proof–are not an urban makeup legend. I KNOW. I know. A bit pricey at $28, I wasn’t prepared to be wowed by this cosmetic as I’m currently on a tiny, rubber mascara brush kick. But color me impressed, dolls. It’s DiorShow but without the flakiness. DiorShow 2.0, if you will. Its wand is sturdy, repels clumpiness somehow and just exudes quality from every atom. Sweep it on in multiple layers for a faux lash effect that will elicit deathly levels of seething jealousy from all who have the opportunity to see you look down toward the ground for any reason.

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