If you are either a size 5 or a size 10, the world is your oyster; virtually any shoe will be glowing and untouched before you, like a mythical elf treasure in World of Warcraft. There was, for example, a Marni pump: Kelly green, with purple suede Flash Gordon lightning bolts across the arch and patent leather wine-stem heels. Inconceivably, it was sitting upright and unmolested on the racks. This, of course, is because it was a 6, a size not worn by decent people since 1938.–Cintra Wilson

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