Dolls, I have a serious case of the Februaries.

I loathe the month to begin with, but this year I thought I was home free when it was February 26th and I’d managed to make it through the month without getting my annual February Flu. Wrong. Thursday night I was hit with the most vile stomach flu. I won’t get into too much detail. Suffice it to say that yesterday, I could only eat a piece of toast and a bite of matzoh ball soup (my flu panacea) and lost a cool three pounds. In a day. That’s not a diet I (or anyone) can live with, but Philosophy’s got you covered on one that EVERYONE can.

The gift set is called A Diet You Can Live With (natch). The set includes three bottles of their famous shower gels in Pink Frosted Layer Cake, Creme Brulee, and Classic Fudge Cake. For $30, you get 6 ounce bottles of each. A perfect gift with which to butter up your pal with the Hamptons house early, n’est-ce pas?

Here’s to the last day of February!