Over at the day job, I penned this piece outlining the many epic beauty fails of your favorite guilty pleasure and mine, Jersey Shore. The coastline of the birth state of Mr. Jon Bon Jovi is a special place indeed, n’est-ce pas?

In case you’ve been busy writhing on the floor post-punch at Headliners, Jersey Shore is the number one pop culture phenomenon of the decade. True, the decade is only two weeks old but Jersey Shore is even catching on in Hollywood.

Eat a chicken parm sub while you’re driving your Subaru on the Garden State Parkway whilst taking in some Bruce (Springsteen, obv) and check out my compilation of busted beauty situations here.