Dolls, I got this adorable, uber-wearable ring from Simply Vera Vera Wang in my stocking and I’m just rocking it to death. It’s on supersale at Kohls.com for only $11. Does it get better than that?

Its chic simplicity is quietly sophisticated, while its crystal bauble reminds me of EPCOT. I wear it and try to quell my overwhelming urge to sample various and sundry ethnic foods whilst learning about the Universe of Energy.

Its elegance far exceeds its clearance pricetag. I consider it the perfect training cocktail ring. I suggest you buy yourself one, stat.