I can proudly claim that Neova Ti-Tan Sunless Tanner is the least DHA-smelling self-tanner I’ve tried yet. It manages to actually smell almost like nothing. It exudes the faintest smell resembling that of Basis soap, that’s really it. It’s also moisturizing, a nice twist on a tanner, so that you don’t need to pre-lotion. It’s also waterproof (no residue two days later on your white bath towels) AND lasts 3 full days. Rock some and be as tan as Leona of “What are you, a camel? I gotta get a sip, skedaddle!” fame. Just buy a pair of sparkly flip flops and the look is complete.

It’s $22.40 on banler.com.